I did not attend the Brazzers sponsored AVN Awards this year…

Because I was too busy watching YOUR CONTENT on their sites. But you already know that. And you still went to the awards show anyways.

Besides being a AVN Awards sponsor, Brazzers also picked up an award for “Best Vignette Release”. But you already know that because you were there.

In other news, I happened to peruse Adult Press Release FYI and saw that there’s going to be a Charlie Chaplin porn parody. Jesus H. Christ… Fucking kill me already. For non-Brazzers tube site users, let me save you the $24.99 and allow me to dissect what type of scenes you will find in a Charlie Chaplin porno:

1. Cane fucking.

2. “The Great DICK-tator”.

3. More cane fucking.

4. The Kid.

5. A pointy shoe inserted in someone’s asshole.

6. Dirty sanchez mustaches for everyone.

7. Sticking forks in enema bottles and dancing them around.

Tell me what I’m missing here…

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I did not attend the Brazzers sponsored AVN Awards this year…

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  1. Oooooooooo, nothing says “steamy sex video!!” like a mime! **jazz hands** Maybe Charlie will be miming his way out of a vagina!

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