Have I fallen From Grace?

AVN.com made an announcement about everyone writing for Rockconfidential.com. Everyone but me that is, seems my name was excized from the press release, I know I was on it because I got the same release. I guess I’m no longer in good graces over there.

Nope just an honest mistake over there…I’m told its being fixed….

Rayveness (who?) Returns:

According to AVN, Rayveness is returning to porn. Here’s a good story. Back when Rayveness first got into porn she was smokin hot, all natural, actually liked the biz and did anal. She coulda been a contender, coulda been at the very top of the A List in porn these days probably. But Rayveness had one big problem. A suitcase pimp named Red Boan. Red was a pathetic little weasel and loser who rode rayvenesses skirt into porn. No problem there except Red wouldn’t have her working with other guys, he of course, was free to work with other girls. Result, Rayveness career suffered. See porners ain’t stupid, ok wait, porners ain’t THAT stupid, we all knew what Red was up to and we didn’t want any part of it.

Soon as Red was history (which sadly wasn’t soon enough) Ray started doing other guys, and working at the Bunny Ranch. Too little too late.

And I like Dennis Hof but porn chicks who work as prostitutes don’t make porns A List, but that’s a story for another day.

Check Your Dead Pool:

Bob Hope is currently assuming room temperature, which 2 are next?

She wasn’t just raped she was anally raped!

Sunday night Matt Drudge reported on his nationally syndicated radio show (heard at 7:15 p.m. Pacific time on KFI-AM in Los Angeles) the most provocative “dirty sex details” of the Kobe Bryant sexual assualt case so far.

Excerpt: “I’ve decided to reveal some of the dirty sex details of the case. I have been told it’s anal sex. … My sources have been telling me.

“That’s why it’s going to be controversial when it goes to trial. It’s what is causing people a lot of uncomfortable feelings.

“Some of the details (of the case) are explosive. Dateline (NBC) had some of this information and decided not to air it. … This speculation is quite solid from where I sit.”

I have avoided much commentary on this whole thing but from where I sit the country seems to be leaning more and more towards Kobe’s innocence. I am not so sure. When a client is guilty the lawyers will almost always avoid the truth and the merits of the case and look to attack the accuser. Boy they are attacking this girl too. Bottom line she can be the biggest NBA groupie slut on the planet but if she said no and he laid a hand on her anyway…it’s rape.

Wanker Wangs Childhood:

Only 7, and he’s addicted to porn
KAOHSIUNG – A seven-year-old Taiwanese boy is getting expert help for his porn addiction.

He started watching X-rated VCDs as a toddler because his grandfather, who was looking after him, liked to watch them, according to a newspaper report. His mother, identified only as Mrs Liu, said her father thought the child would not understand what was going on, the United Daily News said. He was wrong. When the toddler learnt how to switch TV channels, he would search for those showing pornography instead of cartoons. When he was about three years old, his mother found him fondling his penis while a porn film was showing on TV.

A shocked Mrs Liu moved out of her father’s home, where she lived because her soldier husband was seldom at home. She began to monitor the boy’s behaviour and noticed that he liked to be hugged by busty women and would touch their breasts unabashedly, the report said.

In kindergarten, he would lift his teachers’ skirts and draw naked women instead of cartoon characters.

He peeped at a neighbour, a woman who had a habit of sleeping naked without closing the windows.

He also stole her underwear and continued to do so despite scoldings and beatings by his mother.

Mrs Liu finally realised her young son needed expert help after he started touching her while she was asleep, the newspaper said.

Doctors at a psychiatric hospital in Kaohsiung told her that her son’s behaviour was the result of prolonged exposure to pornographic films.

They said that adults were mistaken if they think very young children do not get influenced by such material.

The ending to this story is that the kid changed his name to Wanker Wang, moved to Los Angeles and is now making smut in the porn capital of the world.

8 Questions That Freak Men Out:
by Patty Lamberti

Women are inquisitive by nature. But if you don’t want to scare off a good man, sometimes it’s best to tone down your reporter’s instinct. Here are the eight questions that will make your man cringe, turn red, or run out the door.

The post-coital “What are you thinking?” Until you asked that question, he was probably thinking about how great the sex was. Once you utter that phrase, however, he immediately begins thinking about the two kids and 3-car garage you want.

“Where is our relationship going?” You have a right to ask this question. But only sometimes and only in certain situations. These situations do not include right after sex, before bed, after drinking too much or first thing in the morning.

“Do you love me?” If he’s said it, then you should know your answer. Same goes if he hasn’t said it.

“Am I fat?” Regardless of how he answers, he knows you’re not going to believe him and ask a series of follow up questions. Instead, refer all fat questions to your girlfriends, who know instinctually how to assuage your insecurities.

“How many times have you had sex?” The question you should ask is about his sexual health – you have a right to know about any STDs. But the specifics of his sexual history are private. And you’ll rarely get the truth anyway. He doesn’t want the number to be too low, or too high. So he’ll lie.

“Do you want to meet my parents?” Of course he doesn’t want to meet them – they’ll give him the hairy eyeball because he’s sleeping with their daughter. It might be better to say, “My parents are meeting us for dinner Friday.”

“What should we do for Valentine’s Day?” This one Hallmark holiday always scares the daylights out of men. Help the poor guy out. Just handle the plans yourself.

“How much do you weigh?” Men are sensitive about their weight just like women are.

Ya know Patty seems like a pretty cool chick….

Ya Right!

Los Angeles – More television viewers are offended by violence than by nudity or sexually charged language, a study commissioned by TV Guide magazine has found.

The survey of 1 015 adults nationwide, details of which were released Friday, also found that 71 percent have changed channels to avoid seeing material they consider offensive, though 91 percent indicated they have never actually called a network to complain about such content.

About 17 percent of those polled said “graphic violence and gore” were the most offensive things on TV, compared to nine percent for “bodily functions”, eight percent for “foul language” and six percent for “nudity or sexual innuendo”.

A report on the study will appear in next week’s issue of the magazine, which also noted that NBC did not receive a single complaint last year when U2 lead singer Bono swore on the air during the live broadcast of the Golden Globes award show.

Meanwhile Terminator 3 and Bad Boys 2 are cleaning up at the box office, and nobody is worried that they will be hauled into an obscenity trial for showing those movies.

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