The Cocksuckers have been promising me every day since Monday that they would be out to fix my cable that THEY fucked up when they buried it and they have yet to show up.
That’s why updates are sparse…
Digital Playground Must Be So Proud:
Jesse Jane and Paul Fishbein were on Howard Stern this morning so that they could be the judge of a vomiting contest…The only ones who should have been vomiting were AVN and Digital Playground. Is porn that desperate for attention that two of it’s premiere personalities will stoop lower than a common street whore for attention from a washed up has been?
Digital Playground works hard to create an image of a professional company with professional people and then they stoop to antics used by Rob Black? They like to poke fun at ToyBox Pictures but ToyBox won’t go this low.
The good thing is that as of January, has been Stern will finally complete his slide into the oblivion he so richly deserves.
I only wonder what two bit lowlife porners will try to cling onto next…Hey I hear Jerry Springer is a fan…
Adella IMs Me:
[15:56] : you owe dp an apology on your site for even suggesting that we had any prior knowledge of what was to happen this morning. Digital Playground works hard to create an image of a professional company with professional people and then they stoop to antics used by Rob Black? They like to poke fun at ToyBox Pictures but ToyBox won’t go this low.
[15:57] : we never stooped to antics
[15:57] : this was not approved by us or by avn and we had no knowledge that it was happening
[15:57] : so nice fuckin try
[15:57] : and next time ask so you don’t have to apologize later
So Stern makes you look like lowlifes (which is is known for doing) and I should apologize?
I love A-Dell and I love DP and Fish too but you know what…y’all need to take your lumps on this one….It’s called taking responsibility for your actions.
In Adella’s defense though she did NOT book this particular gig…apparently AVN did…So now DP and Fish are surprised to find out that they got fleas after laying down with a dog…Imagine That..
PornOhs is the Best Written Satire Site In Porn Bar None:
Here is an excerpt from Brad’s latest bit on Tawney Roberts and Devons Production company, whose first video project was Jesse Jane’s wedding it is NOT to be missed.
Although Tawny had assured Devon prior to the wedding that watching her ex-boyfriend Rick marry Jesse Jane would not be a problem, one of the wireless mics picked up Tawny repeatedly uttering during the wedding vows, Yes I do object, Jesse is a fuckin’ whore, Jesse is a fuckin’ whore, Jesse is a fuckin’ whore, Jesse is a filthy cunt.
Despite no video editing experience Tawny remains confident she’ll make quick work of these problems using the new Avid Symphony Nitris system that her and Devon recently purchased.
“Devon thinks I can’t do it, but fuck her, it only took me 3 weeks to master iTunes,” stated a proud Tawny Roberts. “How much harder can editing be?”