Kayden Kross sent me this photo and I suggested it would be good for a caption the photo post. Yes that’s Kayden, the circumstances surrounding the photo are irrelevant.
I will start things off with a few of my own:
“That’s the LAST time I hire a makeup artist off of Craigslist.”
“Only YOU can prevent forest fires.”
and my personal best:
“Excuse me sir, do you know anything about lighting a gas stove?”
OK Have at it
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Picture after shooting with Mr Marcus?
See kids, this is what happens when you don’t wear a condom. Lets all thank Ms Bangkock for stopping by and sharing this valuable lesson. Oh come on…it was kind of funny. No?
Ok thats the last time I ever light a match to one of Ron Jeremy’s farts.
Damn you Mr. Marcus! Damn you to hell!!!!
The FSC responds to rumors of an unusual STD outbreak in Porn Valley that turns you into a Zombie, saying there is absolutely nothing to worry about.
I’m firing my agent. That’s the last Martian bukkake I will go to.
“This is NOT Sexy XXX”
“This is NOT Sexy: An XXX Parody”
Jim stole mine
Friends do not let pretty friends get turn in ugley friends in make up chair.
Kayden..I tried warned you about not sitting on the back of Mike South’s motorbike.
*Everyone* knows that Mike has those really icky cooties…now look at what you’ve done to yourself!
New stage name…”Kayden Kooties”??
“It’s painful to be beautiful.”
Awesome picture. Haha!
Joan Rivers latest plastic surgery.
“I just finished 24 straight hours shooting with Will Ryder and I’m really burned out”
“I’m Kayden Kross, and this is what I look like on the inside.”