I tend to curl up in the fetal position every time I overhear someone in LA talking about their “upcoming projects”. You can walk into any Starbucks at any hour

When I first heard the word “Twitter”, I thought someone was referring to male talent accidentally arcing a stray batch on a camera guys arm. It turns out that Twitter

I’ve held my tongue for a long time about this chick because she thrives on attention, and I didn’t want to be a party to the menopausal orgasm that takes

1. In a down economy, I am much more attractive to women. I felt like Brad Pitt walking through the local “upscale” plaza mall last week while I was Christmas

I’ve come into contact with a lot of people across all walks of life lately who have either lost their jobs or are on the verge. It’s obvious that numbers

I’ve been slumming on another mainstream money grab, so I haven’t been able to keep up lately with episodes of “As the San Fernando Valley Turns”.    I was perusing

You can probably characterize me as one of the most cynical people you’ll ever meet. There could be a 100 people telling me that the sky is falling and I

Like most guys, I grew up under the sexual tutelage of Hugh Hefner’s idea of beauty. This was all well and good till about 1989. Going into the 1990’s, soft

I’m not a huge sports fan, but I like to carve out a little bit of time every four years to take a glance at the Summer Olympics. I wish

I was born and raised in the San Francisco Bay Area. As a result, I grew up having my senses assaulted on a regular basis every time I took a

Even though the music industry is currently in the shitter, it could have been a lot worse if it wasn’t for Apple and iTunes. The same could be said about

Beyond Jenna Jameson and Deep Throat, the phenomenon known as the “MILF” is one of the biggest porn industry crossover success stories in the history of mainstream pop culture. However,

When you can’t advance your party based on substantive political ideals and philosophies, just start scaring the shit out of people. Of course, all of this calculated “sky is falling”

I am aware of the grueling physical demands associated with updating a porn stars MySpace or xPeeps profile on a regular basis. Filling in the blanks on one of those

I’ve been to exactly two porn industry parties in my short porno career as I continue my bi-polar money grab jumping back and forth between mainstream and adult. Both of

There always has to be a douche guy putting himself in the shot. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v31qxrXsxv0

From the Tampa Tribune regarding the Max Hardcore trial: “For it seems that while a panel of Little’s peers deliberated his fate, the jury room morphed into a boardroom. Jurors

Every once in a while, I like to stroll through the high society grocery store and push around a gold plated shopping cart while staring at the bionic titted kept

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I’ve talked at great length over the past couple of months regarding my transition from mainstream film and television into the adult entertainment industry. If you’re new to my ramblings,