Hello there,
My name is Stasia. I am a model on OMP number xxxx. I also have met with PJ from gatorbayfilms. He is what you said exactly, he talks a bunch of shit, but doesn’t have anything to bring to the table. He says that he owns this and that, but yet drives a stupid mustang with tennessee tags. There are two girls that work with him in alluring girls to work and do things for him. Their names are Nikki and something else I have their numbers etc.
He said all this that BMW and DOC Johnson were sponsoring the show, and that you get a free BMW Car, 150k wardrobe, 125k per year etc. But at audition, he didnt have any papers to sign or assure me of anything, so basically I told him to get fucked 🙂
I really enjoyed reading your site about that moron, toothless bastard 🙂
Thanks again,
Stasia
Thank You Stasia, I am hearing this over and over about PJ and Gator Bay. Maybe someone from Doc Johnson or BMW would like a word with him, if so I will put them in touch. Stasia I looked at your OMP ad, you are a stone fox baby, if you want work in adult just let me know and you will get plenty, with legit shooters.
Ladies, let Stasia’s example be a warning to you, anyone who asks for an “audition” or “compliance video” or even offers to pay you for an audition is only out for one thing. Believe it. Don’t just walk away from these assholes….RUN!
Mary Carey Gives Jay Leno The Finger!
Last Night during her appearance on the Jay Leno Show Jay refered to Mary as the only candidate whose hole has already been punched, Mary promptly flipped him the bird. A classic moment on The Tonight Show, right up there with the putter comment from Carson years ago.
A Humorous Moment From Beau:
In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the greatest gunfighter in the world. He practiced every minute of his spare time, but he knew that he wasn’t yet first-rate and that there must be something he was doing wrong. Sitting in a saloon one Saturday night, he recognized an elderly man seated at the bar who had the reputation of being the fastest gun in the West in his day.
The young cowboy took a seat next to the old-timer, bought him a drink, and told him the story of his great ambition.
“Do you think you could give me some tips?” he asked.
The old-timer looked him up and down and said, for one thing, you’re wearing your gun too high. Tie the holster a lil’ lower down on your leg.”
“Will that make me a better gunfighter?” asked the young man.
“Sure will,” said the old-timer.
The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped out his .44 and shot the bow tie off the piano player.
“That’s terrific!” said the cowboy. “Got any more tips for me?”
“Yep.” said the old-timer. “Cut a notch out of your holster where the hammer hits it. That’ll give you a smooth draw.”
“Will that make me a better gunfighter?” asked the young man.
“You bet it will,” said the old-timer.
The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood up, drew his gun in a blur, then shot a cufflink off the piano player.
“Wow!” said the cowboy. “I’m learnin’ somethin’ here. Got any more tips?”
The old-timer pointed to a large can in a corner of the saloon. “See that axle grease over there? Coat your gun with it.”
The young man went over to the can and smeared some of the grease on the barrel of his gun.
“No,” said the old-timer, “I mean smear it all over the gun, handle and all.”
“Will that make me a better gunfighter?” asked the young man.
“No.” said the old-timer, “but when Doc Holliday gets done plain’ the piano, he’s going to shove that gun up your ass and it won’t hurt as much.”
AVN Not Playing Fair, Whine Gene Ross, Don Hollywood:
I saw this story over at setgo.com and couldn’t help but laugh my ass off. I mean lets get real for a moment, these guys want to whine that AVN is “blackballing” them, as if they have some divine right to have their names mentioned in AVN. Sorry you fucking crybabies, the last time I checked AVN was a privately held entity that exists as an industry trade publication. You know what that means Don? Dig out your fucking law books, they don’t have to mention anyone they don’t want to.
You two Buddy up with Rob Black and try to fuck with AVN every chance you get but then Hollywood aka Ron Miller decides that AVN is somehow duty bound to mention him and his wife Brooke Hunter? Sorry pal when you lay down with dogs, don’t be surprised when you wake up with fleas.
I support AVN’s right to blackball anyone they want to, including myself. Thats why its called FREE ENTERPRISE.
